Arianna cheating with Spongebob is fucking hilarious
imagine having a wonderful wife, your highschool sweetheart, who stood by and supported you through your musical theatre career and was still sexually attracted to you even though you played Spongebob. Imagine having a newborn baby boy with the woman who tolerated you despite knowing you had spent hours perfecting the Spongebob voice
then ariana grande, the woman known for going after married men and then dumping them (and also known for her racefishing), approaches you and you are like “oh boy that sure sounds swell!”
this is who ariana is fucking, ariana saw this guy with his wife and newborn baby and was like “i cant not fuck him”
